Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Cultivating Chaos: Guest Post by Jayne Bamber

Hello, friends! Please welcome to the blog once more my good friend Jayne Bamber, to whom I have handed the reins for the day, that she may introduce us to her newest work. Take it away, Jayne!
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As anyone who has read my novels will already know, when I re-imagine the events of Pride & Prejudice, Lizzy and Darcy’s path to happiness is never sweet and simple.


In my newest release, Strong Objections to the Lady, the complications pile up very quickly for everybody, and the rapid pacing shows just how much can go amiss in only the space of a day. Set over the course of just four weeks, the story follows Lizzy, Jane, Anne and Mr. Darcy day by day, as the mounting chaos creates a whirlwind of heightened emotions and intense situations.


At the center of it all is Anne de Bourgh. After a dull and repressed life at home, she seizes the opportunity to surround herself with society, and fans the flames of mischief around her, until, of course, it catches up with her in the end.


The day after Mr. Darcy’s disastrous Hunsford proposal, Elizabeth is embroiled in what decorum dictates is a family debacle, but Anne’s resistance to propriety pushes the boundaries -- she ensnares not only Elizabeth but Jane as well, and her desperation for female companionship grows into a firm friendship with the Bennets, as all three find love in a mysterious, derelict castle.


The excerpt I am sharing today details Jane’s unlikely presence in Kent; she arrives just three days after the deaths of both Lady Catherine and Mr. Collins, after her surprising reaction to inheriting Longbourn causes her mother to banish her former favorite from home...


“Miss Bennet,” Anne said smoothly, “I am delighted to number you amongst us. I have heard nothing but glowing reports of you from Lizzy, and anyone so beloved by such a fine sister must be well worth meeting.”
Out of the corner of her eye, Anne noticed that she had caught Darcy’s attention, and he was looking their way despite Sir William’s lengthy discourse. Elizabeth appeared to perceive it as well, and said rather loudly, “Anyone might know how highly I esteem my sister, and anyone who knows Jane can well believe she deserves it.”
An innocuous enough speech, but for the telling shift of Elizabeth’s eyes toward Darcy, who in turn knit his brow and turned away. Anne smiled to herself, knowing she must wait to satisfy her curiosity – perhaps another opportunity to ply Elizabeth with spirits might soon present itself. Aloud, she made a conciliatory remark assuring Miss Bennet of her welcome. There was a strange tension between the Bennet sisters that Anne could not understand; she was increasingly wishing she might puzzle it out. “I had understood you to be in London recently, Miss Bennet,” Anne observed. 
“I was, Miss de Bourgh. I have been there these three months, but when my mother and father arrived from Longbourn yesterday, I offered to accompany Papa into Kent, as my three other sisters are rather enough for my uncle’s house.” 
Anne noticed a curious glance pass between Elizabeth and her father, while Miss Bennet appeared suddenly interested in the floor. There was some little intrigue about, and she was surrounded by terrible liars – how vastly more entertaining the parsonage was than Rosings Park! 
After a few more minutes of pleasantries, they were approached by Percy and Charlotte. “You have my condolences for the loss of your cousin,” Percy told the Bennets. “I understand he was a man of great humility, who valued peace and domestic felicity.” 
Charlotte nodded calmly, her eyes downcast, but Elizabeth began to cough, and leaned into her sister to steady herself. Miss Bennet nodded sadly and made a convincing show of offering comfort, but both of the sisters cast a wary glance at Anne, who gave a sly wink. 
Percy rested one hand on Elizabeth’s shoulder and another on Charlotte’s, promising they would be in his prayers. Mr. Bennet seemed to struggle in maintaining his countenance, and though Anne was near laughter herself, she was also struck by the notion that Percy was almost handsome. He was not so tall and broad as his brothers, and rather bookish, but he had improved in looks since last they met. She supposed he might be the best of dismal options if she were forced – but no, she would not be forced. 
“I had hoped, Mrs. Collins,” Percy said, “That I might have a look at your husband’s notes – perhaps borrow a few of his religious books? I am only recently ordained. I would not trouble you – I might look everything over at Rosings this afternoon.” 
“Of course. His study is just this way,” Charlotte said. “You may take anything you like – that is, if there is anything useful; you are welcome to his books and papers.” 
Anne exchanged another look of mirth with Elizabeth, and could not resist laughing aloud this time, as Percy and Charlotte left the room. Darcy moved that way next, flanked by Sir William Lucas. Her cousin gave a very civil bow, but now he seemed to avoid Elizabeth’s gaze. “How do you do, Mr. Bennet, Miss Bennet?”
Sir William gave them not an instant to reply before he said, “I have just been talking with Mr. Darcy – I mentioned that you and Jane mean to take rooms at the inn, Thomas, as we should all be far too snug here, and what do you think? Mr. Darcy has invited you to stay at Rosings Park!” 
Mr. Bennet raised his eyebrows with sardonic surprise, and looked from Darcy to Elizabeth, who had gone white as a sheet. “Certainly that is not necessary,” she stammered. 
Anne hardly knew what her cousin was about, but for once her family’s machinations seemed to be working in her favor, and she took to the scheme at once. “But of course it is,” she insisted. “Poor Charlotte need not trouble herself – not that you are a bother, Miss Bennet, Mr. Bennet. But we have nearly fifty rooms at Rosings, as if we could ever use half of them, dull as we have ever been! It should be my pleasure to accommodate you, for Lizzy has been such a dear friend. I shall brook no refusal!” Anne smiled devilishly as she tried out one of her mother’s haughtiest phrases. 
Mr. Bennet’s eyes were full of amusement, and with an air of affected contemplation he replied, “I think it is what Mr. Collins would want. Is that not so, eh, Lizzy?”
      Anne quickly realized that her new friend did not share her pleasure in the prospect of them all being very cozy together at Rosings, and she felt no little panic. There was something altogether off about Elizabeth today – something to do with her sister, or perhaps even Darcy – perhaps, she considered, even both. She was certainly looking forward to dinner far more than she otherwise might have done.


Strong Objections to the Lady is available on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited now, with a paperback soon to follow. 'Til then, I hope you enjoyed this excerpt! I will be sharing more excerpts throughout my blog tour, and there is an e-book giveaway you can enter by clicking here: Rafflecopter! You can also follow me on Facebook Jayne Bamber for more updates.